It’s been an atrociously long time since I last blogged. I’m not going to even look at the date! I don’t have any good reasons for this. But here are a few potentials:
1. We went on a trip.
2. I was kidnapped by faeries and made their queen, only to realize that they were going to sacrifice me at the end of the year and was able to make a narrow escape using a pair of tweezers and some gum.
3. I have a secret that I’m dying to share and I knew if I came here I’d blurt it out too early.
4. I broke my arm and typing was a huge pain.
Two of these things are true!